Saturday, May 23, 2009

Laughter In My Bubble ...

A Mother's Worst Nightmare!

Dear Mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest with you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods, he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time, so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragon's friends as they are both already drug addicts. We will live a life of drugs, beer and all the sex.

Wish us luck

I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie. I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.


2 Bubbles:

oh hahaha. this is so adorable.

Yeah it's been a while. But no worries. :) We're all occupied with our time in life. I understand.

Thanks for dropping by, Clarisse. Have a great weekend!