Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Laughter In My Bubble ...


Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ...

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher


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5 Bubbles:

A good laugh - a great way to start the day. Thanks.

good one... haha ha ah aha ha ... let me recall some Indian jokes on this ... we have a bunch of famous stuffs on this...

Pyare Puttar ( dear Son), Vahe Guru ( God ) . I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

LoveMom.

P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

Hahaha ... great joke. It was such a smooth read with laughs at every sentence's end. Thanks for sharing it with all of us.