Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Just Laughs: Nothing Works!

I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.

She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.

"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."

She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"


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3 Bubbles:

MKL, will you be so when you're married? I think you're future wifey will be a very lucky lady.

Well, I will treat my wifey like a princess, I will love her as much as I can and be her best friend :-) Hope some of the galz out there could read your commment :-)