an hour when suddenly a man knocks on my window. So I rolled down my
window and asked, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few UMNO politicians. They're asking for a RM10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
I innocently asked, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
The man replied, "Most people are giving about a gallon!"

8 Bubbles:
Hahahahha..that's funny!
LOL this is hilarious! sad but hilarious. all done in jest, right? btw, what's UMNO?
Ahahahaha! That's a hot one. =)
Presume this is a modified story, not a REAL one, right?
LOL..i can afford to donate a liter. Minyak mahal woo
Nico, UMNO is the majority party of the coalition (Barisan Nasional) that's ruling Malaysia.
I like this one....
UMNO....U Must Not Object..
So we have to pass the hat around...
For a moment was thinking you should not wind down your car window nowadays as it's so dangerous...until...hahaha
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