Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Just Laughs: JESUS Is Watching You ...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering, "What The HELL Was That?".

He spots some ca$h on a table and takes it ... once again he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He then hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks "Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says, "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar blurted, "What kind of person names his bird Moses??" The parrot replies, "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER, JESUS!".

Let's Be Thankful!

2 Bubbles:


As a kid I always heard that Jesus was watching, and Mary, and Joseph, and Santa, and the saints. How does any Catholic ever have the nerve to so anything wrong???

it might have something to do with getting away with it.