Just Laughs: Definitely!

One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.

Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said: "the sky is definitely blue!"

I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?

Timmy raised his hand and said: "the grass is definitely green".

I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?

Little Johnny raises his hand and says: "Teacher do farts have lumps?"




The teacher says, no why?

Johnny says: "Than I definitely Shit my pants!"