ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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LOL, but the pregnancy one scares me--and reminds me of a line from "That '70's Show". When Ashton Kutcher's character started dating a dumb girl, one of his friends said, "Dumbest.babies.ever". AT first the girls' mother started laughing, then she stopped, looked sick, and told the friend that wasn;t funny. =)
hahaha :)
but wait...i think I know a lot of smart women falling for smart, sneaky married men...hmmm...haha..I'm taking this way to seriously. haha :)
Well this is just for fun and laughter. We know the reality isn't necessarily so :) ... cheers!
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