Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Just Laughs: A Letter Of Recommendation

A letter of recommendation from a Project Leader reads;

"Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about

assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes

given assignments. Often, Bob takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping

coffee breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob

be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will

be executed as soon as possible.

Regards - Project Leader"


Shortly thereafter, the HR department received a further memo from the Project Leader that reads;

"Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.  Kindly read only the lines that are boldfaced for my assessment.

Regards - Project Leader"


2 Bubbles:

Oh that's what they meant by reading between the lines haha.