Dear Mum,
I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest with you lately.
I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods, he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.
I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.
His friends will come over all the time, so I can get a little frisky with them.
We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragon's friends as they are both already drug addicts. We will live a life of drugs, beer and all the sex.
Wish us luck
Katie
P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie. I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.
2 Bubbles:
oh hahaha. this is so adorable.
Yeah it's been a while. But no worries. :) We're all occupied with our time in life. I understand.
Thanks for dropping by, Clarisse. Have a great weekend!
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