Thursday, July 16, 2009

Laughter In My Bubble ...

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."


5 Bubbles:

hahahahaha i like her that a clever wife...good for her! so sorry for the the greedy husband!

Me too! Writing a cheque never really crossed my mind ... hahaha!!!

I'm still chuckling...what a nice piece of humor to start the day. I'll ask my wife to do a wire-transfer or direct deposit...kidding.

u missed the last line , After that the wife got married again and lived happily with the money ever after. Jokes apart , If you go to dubai u will find the same thing for the Indian workers. But they dont take the money with them , they spend for their daughters' marriage.

Hi Professor & Chiranjit,
Thanks for dropping by. Truly appreciate it. My purpose for the day have certainly come thru. I've made 3 people laugh today.