Thursday, August 13, 2009

Just Laughs: The Bracelet

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Good looking and cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He politely greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam ... if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."


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i knew it in different way ... first the salesman will tell the price like 10000 USD , then she farts ...

she was so embarrassed that she left that place ... and went to another corner .... they she got a diamond ring ....and asked the salesman "whats the price ??"

the first salesman jumped to the place and said " 3 farts madam" , let me know which one is better , ha aha ha ah aha ah aha